Daddy's Little Princess, But Not In That Dress

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Lady T - "Crazy Penis"
Micronauts - "The Jag (Radio Edit)"

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I'm not going to write about music today. For music, you can refer to the two tracks above. Listen/download them and you'll know exactly what they're about. Instead, today I want to focus on... goats. Yes, goats. Baaaah.

There are many reasons why Aaron's my good friend. I can go into it but all you need to know right now is that he's going to buy me a goat for Christmas. A fainting goat. Apparently there's a whole breed of goats that just faint when they get excited or scared, which is pretty often when you're a little goat. It doesn't hurt them -- they're just naturally like that. I shit you not. No matter how busy your day is, you must make the time to watch this short video of fainting goats. Aaron and I were devising new ways to scare our fainting goats just to watch them faint. Jump out of the closet... pop out from behind the curtains... It's so rad, I can't tell you how much I want one. And they're cheap, too!

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Myredself